Creamy

Ever since I was a kid my parents told me not to eat whipped cream right from the sprayer, its a bad habit and all that. I don't know if listening would have really mattered, you see some wackjob from the plant that makes my favorite brand spiked a batch with a bunch of femenizing chemicals. 

By the the time I learned about it, it was already too late, my dick was all but gone and I was soft in all sorts of places, if I had actually taken all the insults of people saying I had a girly ass I might have been able to catch on before it was irreversible. Ah well I'm stuck with this thing now so I might as well enjoy it.